![]() ![]() He then launches into Sarcasm Mode and basically calls Victor literally Satan for being a fun stepdad (with the exception of giving away Patrick's pet parrot because he was allergic, although actually it was Patrick that was allergic to the bird) for most of the review. Critic tries to figure out why Patrick thinks Victor is such a bad stepdad and grandfather, in spite of the fact that he does nothing, nor does there seem to be any reason for Patrick to hate him.The running gag of Critic dubbing Papa Smurf's dialogue so that he sounds like a pervert when talking to Smurfette at the beginning of the film.I love you like a play cousin, I'm outie 5000! Chain Chomp Yomp! (normal voice again) Ya punk-ass motherfucker! Oh, and by the way, (speaking in nerd voice) call me when you do a Smurfs: The Lost Village review. Peace, loser! (gets up and leaves)Ĭritic: Yeah, that's right, you better run!īlack Nerd: (abruptly returning) What'chu say, punk!?īlack Nerd: Mm-hmm. Not to mention all those hot Nintendo Switches that I'm-a sell on eBay. I got an underground gambling ring to take care of. After an angry parent calls to complain, he dismissively tells them that he has their money now, and hangs up.īlack Nerd: I ain't got time for this. After the D'aww girls and Malcolm let him know that the REAL way to make money is to put a chipmunk voice on an adult film, Critic, in reference to Alvin's use of the "Fava Beans and a nice chianti" line earlier in the movie, decides to chipmunk The Silence of the Lambs. After finishing the Squeakquel style review, Critic is excited about all the money he's going to make, only to be shocked that it did just average, paralleling the real Squeakquel's box office performance.Critic realizes that the whole point of the whole movie was actually about Jeanette's fear of heights which was NEVER brought up before, he gets up from his chair and slams his head against the wall really hard.Trump's Twitter: Nostalgia Critic's not funny. I suppose when you think about it, there- ( whistle) How is he tweeting about me already?! I'm not even done with the joke! Those will be the most memorable words that we ever take away from "The Donald". ![]()
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